Today I was driving Lily and Zoey to pick up some dinner (since Jack was working late and Matt was at a ball game) and Lily says to me:
Mom, if I only had one eye would I be able to see everything with the other eye?
Me: Why are you asking me this, Lil? Is it because you aren't wearing your glasses and you can't see well?
L: No, it's because of this girl in my class.
Me: What's wrong with her?
L: She only has one eye. Her eye ball fell out.
M: WHAT? There is a girl in your class who lost an eye? What happened?
L: She stabbed herself in the eyeball with a pencil and lost an eyeball!
Me: Oh my God! Are you serious? That's awful! Lily, that is the most horrible story I've ever heard! Does she wear glasses or a patch?
L: Sigh...oh, Mom...I'm just making this story up. There's no girl in my class with one eye!
Me: Argh!! Six year old girls! Argh!